My GM merit badges

These are my GM merit badges:

• There will be a lot of strangeness in my game;
• In some cases you will need to plan your combat (or other action);
• In most cases I try to show some interesting story about place / person / item etc.;
• I ALWAYS improvise;
• If player ideas are good ideas then why not use them?
• Exploration is very important part of my game;
• In some cases retreat is the only reasonable option;
• GM is in charge. Always. But it doesn't mean that you can't argue with me :D
• Game rules are often fluid;
• Prepare to face many disturbing (or even disgusting) content;
• I never fudge the dice results in my game;
• Prepare that your PC may die, prepare that his/her death may be really horrible;
• It's all about fun, I am the Master of Digressions :D
• If you want to kill other PC - do it, but be prepared that everything may have consequences.