Roll 1d8 and be amazed. Blackened Iron Pillar. Every new moon, a group of 2d6+5 cultists gather around to sacrifice an albino, three headed...

Brass Spiked Table. Made of uhh, spiked brass. Any summon spell cast while the scroll / spellbook sits on this table is more effective, but...

Roll 1d10 and enjoy the mayhem: Contradict your last edict. Contradict your last edict, only to revert to it 1d4 days later. Show up on the ...

  Yup. I decided to prolong the agony promo on all my PDFs on DTRPG. Now it lasts for the entire February! GET MY POOP PDFS ON DRIVETHRU! ...

That's right. All my PDFs on DriveThruRPG are now 50% off. Which combined with the site-wide sale, drops the prices even more. Promo las...

Another random table from my latest release . Roll 1d20 and enjoy your disappointment: Chest full of candies shaped like coins Pouch full wi...

  Contents of my latest booklet- the Ridiculous Random Results which I dropped two days ago - is already available here on the blog. Here...

As you probably noticed, nowadays I prefer to make content that is, well, weirder than usual. And slightly over the top. Or maybe not slight...

  Roll 1d20: Half-melted wrench; Set of seventeen infrared light bulbs, each of different size and socket type; Welding mask shaped like an ...

  Tired of bland and ordinary meatshields? FUCK 'EM UP! Roll 1d100 and see their totally insane origins: Rhino Man Wooden automaton Sent...

Chromium Skull of Celestial Summoning . Summons an abandoned alien battlecruiser that was hiding on the orbit for the last 12700 years. It w...

Chronic runny nose Sleepwalking Delusions of grandeur Lecherous Alcoholic Sleep-talking (or rather sleep-shouting!) Fear of horses Navel pic...