Useless potions!

 

Black Friday is here, so maybe get yourself an useless potion or two!

Roll 1d12:

1. Potion of Itching Feet
2. Potion of Hiccups
3. Potion of Air Breathing
4. Potion of Laziness
5. Potion of Sleeplessness
6. Potion of Double Vision
7. Potion of Nervousness
8. Potion of Sweating
9. Potion of Logorrhea
10. Potion of White Hair
11. Potion of Tooth Decay
12. Potion of Dandruff

And they mustn't be totally useless, especially when used to impair the opponent's abilities. Eg, Potion of Hiccups may make casting spells impossible, sweaty hands may drop held items, logorrhea is generally not very helpful in quiet environments and Potion of Tooth Decay may actually be very nutritious. And Air Breathing may save aquatic beings from suffocation. And you can sell one's dandruff as fake speed. Sorry.