Tuesday, September 2, 2025

Four Unspeakable Sins of the Butter Wizards

as you can see, AI has its uses

  1. Transmuted the Death Pyramid into butter. It melted within few hours, flooding the nearby Skull Temple with fat, which after few days turned rancid. Now the land is plagued by terribly stinky, slippery undead.
  2. His gifts made the Westmarch King so obese that both of his legs broke under the strain. The spellcaster fled through a magical portal before he could be apprehended and tried.
  3. Fed the Golden Dragon with so much butter that the legendary, benevolent reptile exploded during a particularly nasty fit of flatulence.
  4. Summoned the Rain of Butter over the entrance to the legendary dungeon, known as the Pit of Seven Treasures. While it's still possible to enter the Pit, no one was able to leave it, with an exception of the Grlumblin Grlumbran, the Flying Bard.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Random Festivals and Celebrations!

 

  1. Soap-eating Contest
  2. Festival of Castles Made of Bread
  3. The Goblin Orgy
  4. The Cacophonous Convergence
  5. Brown Paint Festival
  6. Celebration of the Grand Convulsions
  7. Grease-Maker’s Market
  8. Opera of Lamenters
  9. Nut Cracking Battle
  10. Coffin Rafting
  11. Gorgon Corrida & Stone Statue Exhibition
  12. Festival of Furniture
  13. The Ogre Rodeo
  14. Night of the Butter
  15. Celebration of the Trebuchets
  16. Tower Jumping Contest
  17. Mule-carrying Run
  18. Tomato Full Moon
  19. Week of the Dough
  20. Mushroom Enlargement Magical Contest 

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