Gibberish Tome Names

 

It seems that nowadays I prefer sharing stuff that, well. might not be of much use. Nevertheless...

Roll 1d10 five times. Click on the image to enlarge:

Have fun!

Useless potions!

 

Black Friday is here, so maybe get yourself an useless potion or two!

Roll 1d12:

1. Potion of Itching Feet
2. Potion of Hiccups
3. Potion of Air Breathing
4. Potion of Laziness
5. Potion of Sleeplessness
6. Potion of Double Vision
7. Potion of Nervousness
8. Potion of Sweating
9. Potion of Logorrhea
10. Potion of White Hair
11. Potion of Tooth Decay
12. Potion of Dandruff

And they mustn't be totally useless, especially when used to impair the opponent's abilities. Eg, Potion of Hiccups may make casting spells impossible, sweaty hands may drop held items, logorrhea is generally not very helpful in quiet environments and Potion of Tooth Decay may actually be very nutritious. And Air Breathing may save aquatic beings from suffocation. And you can sell one's dandruff as fake speed. Sorry.

Another sale? Why not!

 

Well, I decided to give you another sizeable discount - this time 20% off. The sale covers all my digital shit on DriveThruRPG and will last thirty days. Enjoy! 

GRAB THE GOODIES

Legends of Krshal review

 

Another extremely in-depth review by the Prince.

LINK

September sale is coming!

 

Attention! All my PDF shit on DTRPG will be available with 30% discount during the entire September. Grab some goodies at the special price!

Link above.

Gods of Nothingness

 

My new upcoming shit! Will be available this millennium! Some more info:

• HOL-inspired, hand-written pile of bullshit (inspired in terms of visual appeal - or rather, lack of thereof);
• Incoherent, abstract, unusable and UGLY AS SIN.
  
• Ramblings of the insane about the weird-ass deities. No rules, no AI-art, all written and drawn by me.
• Treat as the in-game item - there will be no stats, randomness, no introduction, TOC, nothing. Print it and toss right in the face of your players.

In all honesty, I hope to finish working on it this year - but it's kinda hard to determine when it will be finished, as I'm improvising the shit out of the idea that came into my mind, well, few hours ago. Or yesterday. Can't remember. Yes, I'm sober.

Sample pages coming soon! WIPs and more unfinished manure will also be posted on my Instagram.

Towers of Krshal - review!

 

 

    Well, kinda blast from the past! Still, thank you.

L I N K

Year Thirteen

Yes. 13 is many years. I like to blog, I do not like schedules.

But you know what? I do not owe anything to anyone in terms of releasing my shit on any kind of schedule. In fact, no one can force me to release my shit at all! Pain is complete and still unreleased. I think it's a really good game - but I cannot make it happen. I still have no strength to finish the artwork. And I don't have - and most likely will never have - strength to promote my games, my music, my art.

And I don't fucking care.

I do have my day job and I can still afford to eat. And even though I like when people buy my stuff, I find it extremely stressful to promote myself and my creations. I find zero joy in doing any kind of promotion - even sending the review copies hurts my brain haha (especially because approximately 75% of all people who received the review materials never bothered to review them). So - fuck it. I don't care anymore. I just want to create and release shit, even if no one will ever read it, yet alone use it in his/her/its games. The process of creation should be the reward itself.

OK, so what are my plans for this year, in terms of hobby?

None, to be honest. I never was able to keep up with promises, so fuck them. I do work on something new/old/whatever right now (another successor of the Terminal Space) but it will be quite big, with weird artwork and totally packed with gibberish nonsense. But it will take me years to complete it. So no promises.

All be well.

Yours,

A.

Ashen Void - no art edition

For those who hate AI art, hate artpunk, hate color rulebooks - grab the PDF both PDF and EPUB ebook files in the link below. Absolutely no hideous art, just slightly formatted text.

ASHEN VOID NO ART AT DTRPG

WotC revoked the original OGL

 

lol

Ashen Void - second review!

Prince of Nothing has written an extremely detailed review of my Ashen Void systemless setting. You can find it by clicking the link below. I wish I could use English language in such lavish form as he!

READ THE REVIEW HERE

Magical Ropes

Each rope is 1d6x5 ft long. Roll 1d12 to determine its abilities:

1. Any undead bound with the rope is transformed into an inanimate corpse after 1d4 minutes.
2. Rope cannot be cut or broken by any means by the creatures of particular race (determined randomly).
3. Rope cannot be cut or broken by any means by the creatures of particular alignment (d6: 1-2 lawful 3-4 neutral 5-6 chaotic).
4. Any corpse bound with the rope will rise as an undead after 1d100 minutes.
5. It's impossible to tangle the rope or make any knot on it.
6. The rope can be animated with a particular word of command (use the stats of any large serpent, except the fact that - for obvious reasons - rope cannot bite).
7. Any creature whose hands are tied with the rope acts as its level is two levels higher.
8. Any living creature bound with the rope regenerates 1 HP per round.
9. Any living creature that is strangled to death with the rope comes back to life after 1d3 days.
10. If the rope is tied around one's waist, it can be controlled and used as a prehensile tail.
11. Any creature whose legs are tied with the rope is able to levitate a few inches above ground.
12. The rope can be stiffened with a particular word of command and used as a staff (for combat, leverage, poking the ground, poking a friend etc.).