Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Gibberish Tome Names


It seems that nowadays I prefer sharing stuff that, well. might not be of much use. Nevertheless...

Roll 1d10 five times. Click on the image to enlarge:

Have fun!

Friday, November 24, 2023

Useless potions!


Black Friday is here, so maybe get yourself an useless potion or two!

Roll 1d12:

  1. Potion of Itching Feet
  2. Potion of Hiccups
  3. Potion of Air Breathing
  4. Potion of Laziness
  5. Potion of Sleeplessness
  6. Potion of Double Vision
  7. Potion of Nervousness
  8. Potion of Sweating
  9. Potion of Logorrhea
  10. Potion of White Hair
  11. Potion of Tooth Decay
  12. Potion of Dandruff

And they mustn't be totally useless, especially when used to impair the opponent's abilities. Eg, Potion of Hiccups may make casting spells impossible, sweaty hands may drop held items, logorrhea is generally not very helpful in quiet environments and Potion of Tooth Decay may actually be very nutritious. And Air Breathing may save aquatic beings from suffocation. And you can sell one's dandruff as fake speed. Sorry.

Friday, October 6, 2023

Another sale? Why not!


Well, I decided to give you another sizeable discount - this time 20% off. The sale covers all my digital shit on DriveThruRPG and will last thirty days. Enjoy! 


Wednesday, August 30, 2023

September sale is coming!


Attention! All my PDF shit on DTRPG will be available with 30% discount during the entire September. Grab some goodies at the special price!

Link above.

Monday, August 28, 2023

Gods of Nothingness


My new upcoming shit! Will be available this millennium! Some more info:

  • HOL-inspired, hand-written pile of bullshit (inspired in terms of visual appeal - or rather, lack of thereof);
  • Incoherent, abstract, unusable and UGLY AS SIN.
  • Ramblings of the insane about the weird-ass deities. No rules, no AI-art, all written and drawn by me.
  • Treat as the in-game item - there will be no stats, randomness, no introduction, TOC, nothing. Print it and toss right in the face of your players.

In all honesty, I hope to finish working on it this year - but it's kinda hard to determine when it will be finished, as I'm improvising the shit out of the idea that came into my mind, well, few hours ago. Or yesterday. Can't remember. Yes, I'm sober.

Sample pages coming soon! WIPs and more unfinished manure will also be posted on my Instagram.

Sunday, August 27, 2023

Monday, February 6, 2023

Year Thirteen

Yes. 13 is many years. I like to blog, I do not like schedules.

But you know what? I do not owe anything to anyone in terms of releasing my shit on any kind of schedule. In fact, no one can force me to release my shit at all! Pain is complete and still unreleased. I think it's a really good game - but I cannot make it happen. I still have no strength to finish the artwork. And I don't have - and most likely will never have - strength to promote my games, my music, my art.

And I don't fucking care.

I do have my day job and I can still afford to eat. And even though I like when people buy my stuff, I find it extremely stressful to promote myself and my creations. I find zero joy in doing any kind of promotion - even sending the review copies hurts my brain haha (especially because approximately 75% of all people who received the review materials never bothered to review them). So - fuck it. I don't care anymore. I just want to create and release shit, even if no one will ever read it, yet alone use it in his/her/its games. The process of creation should be the reward itself.

OK, so what are my plans for this year, in terms of hobby?

None, to be honest. I never was able to keep up with promises, so fuck them. I do work on something new/old/whatever right now (another successor of the Terminal Space) but it will be quite big, with weird artwork and totally packed with gibberish nonsense. But it will take me years to complete it. So no promises.

All be well.



Friday, February 3, 2023

Ashen Void - no art edition

For those who hate AI art, hate artpunk, hate color rulebooks - grab the PDF both PDF and EPUB ebook files in the link below. Absolutely no hideous art, just slightly formatted text.