World of Ortix: September 2025

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Minor deity, worshiped in many small fisherman settlements;
Accepts various eyeballs as offering, especially fond of those belonging to large fish and squid;
Depicted as large, three-legged bream with 13 eyes;
His priests are always male and must be overweight and quite hairy;
Each Shrine of Egua has a (supposedly) magical item - an eyeball made of pure gold (powers unknown but it's said that one per year can be used to resurrect a drowned creature);
Egua's fervent followers, as well as his priests, never wash their bodies. Sometimes they even "enhance their odor" by smearing their flesh with fish.

Powers granted by Egua to his followers and priests:

Ability to see in murky and/or dark water;
Summon the Infernal Carp 3rd level clerical spell (figure it out by yourself);
Water breathing;
Ability to speak to fish (not much chance to hear something back from 'em);
Ability to cast Blindness once per fullmoon, no saving throw allowed;
Restoration of sight or even regrowing lost eyes (5% for growing additional 1d3 eyes);

Curses caused by Egua:

Enjoy!

as you can see, AI has its uses

Transmuted the Death Pyramid into butter. It melted within few hours, flooding the nearby Skull Temple with fat, which after few days turned rancid. Now the land is plagued by terribly stinky, slippery undead.
His gifts made the Westmarch King so obese that both of his legs broke under the strain. The spellcaster fled through a magical portal before he could be apprehended and tried.
Fed the Golden Dragon with so much butter that the legendary, benevolent reptile exploded during a particularly nasty fit of flatulence.
Summoned the Rain of Butter over the entrance to the legendary dungeon, known as the Pit of Seven Treasures. While it's still possible to enter the Pit, no one was able to leave it, with an exception of the Grlumblin Grlumbran, the Flying Bard.

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