Random Festivals and Celebrations!

 

1. Soap-eating Contest
2. Festival of Castles Made of Bread
3. The Goblin Orgy
4. The Cacophonous Convergence
5. Brown Paint Festival
6. Celebration of the Grand Convulsions
7. Grease-Maker’s Market
8. Opera of Lamenters
9. Nut Cracking Battle
10. Coffin Rafting
11. Gorgon Corrida & Stone Statue Exhibition
12. Festival of Furniture
13. The Ogre Rodeo
14. Night of the Butter
15. Celebration of the Trebuchets
16. Tower Jumping Contest
17. Mule-carrying Run
18. Tomato Full Moon
19. Week of the Dough
20. Mushroom Enlargement Magical Contest 

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