- Soap-eating Contest
- Festival of Castles Made of Bread
- The Goblin Orgy
- The Cacophonous Convergence
- Brown Paint Festival
- Celebration of the Grand Convulsions
- Grease-Maker’s Market
- Opera of Lamenters
- Nut Cracking Battle
- Coffin Rafting
- Gorgon Corrida & Stone Statue Exhibition
- Festival of Furniture
- The Ogre Rodeo
- Night of the Butter
- Celebration of the Trebuchets
- Tower Jumping Contest
- Mule-carrying Run
- Tomato Full Moon
- Week of the Dough
- Mushroom Enlargement Magical Contest
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