Roll 1d20:
- Half-melted wrench;
- Set of seventeen infrared light bulbs, each of different size and socket type;
- Welding mask shaped like an ant's head;
- Circular saw blade covered with autographs of people you don't know;
- Pair of diver's boots;
- Five screwdrivers bent and knotted together;
- Rasp made of crystal;
- Pair of heavy leather gloves, with someone's severed hands still inside;
- Denture with teeth replaced with wood screws;
- Cordless drill modified in a way allowing it to shoot drill bits;
- Mysterious map made of scraps of sandpaper glued together;
- Necklace made of mirror-polished screw nuts;
- A perfect cube of cast iron, with each side measuring exactly 66,6 millimeters;
- Hard hat adorned with a pair of antlers;
- Large hammer with a head on each tip;
- Harp made of a shovel and a flute made of a fragment of copper piping;
- Ginormous screw, at least three feet long and weighing more than 40 lbs;
- Dildo made of berylium;
- Huge welding iron, more resembling a sword than a tool;
- Thirteen metal buckets put in one another and spot-welded together.
Happy 2025, you bastards!
