Monday, December 8, 2025

SSS: Stupid Space Structures

  1. A Generation Ship race. It has started approximately 12000 years ago. No one remembers where the end line is.
  2. A fake planet made of styrofoam. Entire ecosystem of polystyrene-dependent creatures inhabit its surface.
  3. The Yellow Embassy. Occupied by the alien species that communicate by urinating on themselves and their interlocutors. Free beer for everyone.
  4. A terraformed "paradise planet" with a functional space ladder as the only safe way to reach its surface.
  5. A Great War-era German U-Boat, crewed by Kaiservampires.
  6. One trillion-Watt lightbulb, as big as an orbital shipyard. Probably nothing can power it. Cult of Energy Preservation and the Church of the Unborn Light are at war for its control.

Yup this one is really useless. 


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