Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Space Brothel Mishaps

Roll 1d8 and let your life to be ruined.
  1. Nasty Parasite. It may take control over you or just eat your genitals.
  2. Vagina Dentata. Ouch.
  3. Mantis Syndrome. After her job is done, she will try to eat you.
  4. Incompatible Genitals. Just awkward but try to laugh and she'll take it as deadly insult that may be cleaned only with blood. Your blood.
  5. Nameless Horror. Maybe she is beautifu; for members of her race, but for you she is just nightmarish monstrosity. Save vs. magic or face worst panic attack of your life. If you rolled natural "1" you just suffered fatal heart attack.
  6. Zombie. Yes, she's undead. Use your imagination to picture yourself all details.
  7. Wait... what? She is absolutely gorgeous but no one told you that female members of her race have cocks, not males. Large, snake-shaped dicks with eyes.
  8. Cyborg. But you like shiny toasters, right?


  1. Haha! Great! *rofl* I had some very picturesque imaginations of these entries. *lol* :D

  2. Brilliant!May I be so bold as to bump it up to a d10?
    9. On orgasm she turns into either liquid, living fire, pure electricity, or ice. Save versus death or damamge as appropriate...
    10. Doppleganger, needs to touch erotically to take shape, then leaves you with her shape and walks off...