Otherworldly gifts

We would like to present you a random table of 10 otherworldly gifts from higher beings. Most of them are useless to the majority of the Underworld Kingdoms inhabitants but some of them will find out of their extraordinary properities and eventually find a way to unlock them. Roll 1D10:

1. Sword of Many Blades. A round, razor sharp disc roughly the size of a dinner plate.

2. Staff of Thorns. A really thorny staff. Thorns are poisonous.

3. Great plate of Wisdom. An empty clay writing plate. Contains nothing.

4. The Shrine. Said to grant great power. Hard to find as no one knows how it looks like.

5. Chain of Summoning. 3 feet long iron chain. Each ring have carved on it strange symbols, maybe spells written in unknown language. Chain don't summon anything.

6. Humming Blade. Strangely shaped single-edged sword, made from unknown metal. It constantly emits loud, humming noise.

7. Sphere of Containment. Large, round sphere made from copper. It has an inscription in archaic language: "I can contain Anything". Unfortunately, there is no known method to open the Sphere. There is a small chance (2%) that sphere actually contains something.

8. Cube of Doom. Large (1m3) and very heavy (about 1000 lbs) cube made from quatrz. There is huge human-like skull inside the crystal. Any living being that licks the surface of the crystal dies immediately.

9. Silver Rat. Small figurine of a rat, made from indestructible, silvery metal. Despite small size, it weighs about 10 lbs. Any rodent that sees the figurine dies immediately.

10. Breaking Sword. Almost ordinary one-handed sword, with edge covered with flower-like carvings.. If used to parry, defense or any non-offensive action, will break in two parts. However, after several hours it should "heal itself" and be fully functional again, even if one part of the sword is missing or destroyed.

(1-3 created by Mr. Wight, 4-10 by Omlet)

AC and active defense

Quick house rule that I want to use in my campaign - if someone (or even some of the monsters) is not actively defending himself (i.e. do not try to parry, dodge etc.), his AC is lowered by two steps (i.e. from AC 5 to AC 7). If he is not using any armor and not trying to avoid harm, he will be hit automatically.

I'm not sure if it will work for ambushes, backstabbing and similar actions. We will see.

Underworld Kingdom map preview!

As i mentioned yesterday on G+, my printer died, but I felt very strong urge to create a map for my campaign. I've discovered some old Aerotech map with one blank side with hexgrid only, but had to draw whole grid by myself as I did not want to destroy original map. Effect of my work can be viewed below - it looks like shit but I like it - for me it's much better than any digitally-created map :)

One hex is approximately 24 miles / one day of travel by foot (at least on plains). Northern parts of map were intentionally left blank, so I may add new things in the future.

I hope that this map will be included in Underworld Kingdom PDF, although it will not be the only one map of Underworld Wilderness :-)

Ideas about new campaign

Yay! New, awesome pen and really great hardcover notepad - gifts from my girlfriend :-)

Attention - if you are one of my rl players - DO NOT READ THIS, or you will be banned for life :D

Here are bunch of quick ideas that came to my mind yesterday. I plan to use them in my Underworld Kingdom campaign:

• No-surface version of Ortix (only Underworld Wilderness);
• Only one city, divided into Inner Citadel and Outer Citadel. Outer is total shithole, full of drunkards, useless scum, lowlifers, pimps and whores, subhuman scavengers and... adventurers. Inner is almost totally cut-off world of exquisite riches, decadent parties, magical drugs and noble, beautiful and wanton ladies. City is ruled by cunning but partly insane Malakyaas the Humpbacked;
• Palace of Thousand Waterfalls, inhabited by creatures with human bodies and transplanted heads of strange, scaleless reptilians;
• Marshes infested by Orthluk: sluggish, orange-skinned toad men, led by Toad Archpriest and his half-human daughter of unearthly beauty;
• Midget moonshiners living in fungal forest. They carry a troll with a strange artifact, which makes him an almost intelligent being;
• Trap Tomb;
• Old, abandoned stronghold, now base of brigands. Brigands' chieftain has some interests with Slug Prophet;
• Serpent Temple at the river bank, between plains and Orthluk marshes;
• They say that Toad Princess had a romance with Malakyaas;
• Giant hole in the ground, leading to the dinosaur-infested Jungle Cave;
• Link (maybe a lift, maybe teleporter) between Jungle Cave and small, separated layer of the Megastructure;
• Grey-skinned goblins living in strange, large formation similar to the oversized termite mound. Brigands, goblins and Orthluk are rivals and fight each other whenever they encounter each other.

Hex size?

To be honest - I never used fully detailed hex map in my games (only had several hand-drawn maps, more or less detailed), but this time i want to create and use "full version" of map, with hex descriptions etc., but I discovered a big problem - I have no idea how big hexes should be! At the first moment I thought about ~12mi hexes (with this scale, PCs should be able to travel thru approximately 2 "plain" hexes per day), but now I'm not sure about it.

What hex sizes do you use in your campaigns?

I'm now on Google +

This is my first social network since crappy Myspace (but it was profile created for music sharing) and I feel rather strange with fact that now I'm more or less "available in web" - I feel weak and vulnerable :D

To be honest - I created this profile just for testing, and maybe one day I will have guts to participate in some online gaming :)

Until now I've added only two persons (Zak Sabbath and James Maliszewski :D) and I don't have any ideas what to do now... Help me with this strange social-ish contraption :D

EDIT: you can find me there as Albert R. (and I have link to this blog in my profile description)

Something Awful - Ortix character sheet

Yesterday I've created character sheet for my Ortix / Underworld Kingdom campaign (Bandits & Basilisks ruleset + third LBB i suppose). First I tried to do it by fully "analog"  pen and paper :D) method, but as soon as I started I've discovered that my new set of gel pens are totally crappy, so I was forced to complete my work in Photoshop. Effect is "As Ugly As Sin", but I'm rather satisfied by it :D

If you want to download this character sheet, you may get both PDF and PNG version. Enjoy :-)

Reinforcements have arrived!

At last I bought a new notebook and set of pens for my Ortix / Terminal Space campaign. Proper quality of my "gaming media" is very important to me - I've noticed that it's much easier to create something while using nice "tools" than dirty paper scraps and broken, bitten pencils :D

EDIT: Pens are crappy. Must buy new ones.

Multinauts!

Stumbled upon it on Jay's Exonauts blog. Absolutely awesome science fantasy show, available to view on Vimeo. Check this out!

LINK

My GM merit badges

These are my GM merit badges:

• There will be a lot of strangeness in my game;
• In some cases you will need to plan your combat (or other action);
• In most cases I try to show some interesting story about place / person / item etc.;
• I ALWAYS improvise;
• If player ideas are good ideas then why not use them?
• Exploration is very important part of my game;
• In some cases retreat is the only reasonable option;
• GM is in charge. Always. But it doesn't mean that you can't argue with me :D
• Game rules are often fluid;
• Prepare to face many disturbing (or even disgusting) content;
• I never fudge the dice results in my game;
• Prepare that your PC may die, prepare that his/her death may be really horrible;
• It's all about fun, I am the Master of Digressions :D
• If you want to kill other PC - do it, but be prepared that everything may have consequences.

Bandits and Battlecruisers sneak peek

I don't know if you remember my ideas about mixing Bandits & Basilisks, Terminal Space and some bizarre Sci-Fi ideas into new game / campaign setting. Although there is still not much new stuff about it (EVE is stealing most of my time :-(), i can show you some features of Bandits and Battlecruisers. Moreover, in the future i plan to change this list into index similar to the list of Underworld Kingdom resources, but i can't promise that i will update the 'B&B section' very often. So, here we go:

Brief description of planets and moons (Mercury, Venus, Dead Earth, Ares, Io, Kallisto, Ganymede etc.)

Phaeton's Tears (asteroid belt)

Crimson Rift and the Black Planet

Guilds (final evolution of the megacorporations)

Great Noble Houses

Nomadic Tribes

Pirate Nations

Ash'kari (aliens)

Monolith, Death of the Moon and Death of the Earth

War in Solar System

Charon Stargate

Ancient Battlefields

Possible chronology of the Last Millenium

Cults and Deities

Cyborg God

Solar system and Ortix

Inhabitants of the Dead Earth

Cyberenhancements

Alien Artifacts

Mutations and genetic alterations

Subhumans and posthumans of the Last Millenium

And inspiring image for the end:

Rumours and legends about Lost Haven

Random table, created mostly by Mr. Wight, containing facts, rumours and legends about the dreadful Lost Haven. Roll 1d20:

1. They say that a mighty Kraken sleeps in the center of the Haven's Inner Port.

2. When inhabitants of the city were being slain, magical "security system" cut off the main access routes to the Port.

3. Treasure vaults of the Haven, containing its untold riches, are hidden deep beneath the City's surface but access to them was cut off by a different layer of the underworld.

4. The Guildmaster ( or even masters ) was trapped inside his palace... and changed a bit over time.

5. During the Haven's fall, monsters caged in the local arena got loose and are now roaming the streets, sewers and rooftops.

6. It is said that at least two forces are fighting inside the city.

7. One of the last Great Wyrm eggs was said to be sold during the last days of the Haven but never left its vaults.

8. Beings change while inside this cursed place.

9. Usually one of the trespassers is allowed to escape to tell the tale of horror. Not that it happens often.

10. Nothing is constant in the City. It can change without warning as the power of the curse sets in.

11. Giant crystals are suspended on chains from the caves ceiling and shed some light. Some of them are burned out. Some still hold power.

12. A great expedition was led into the Lost Heaven never to return from the caves.

13. The truth is that there are no riches in there. Only illusions of power. Nothing else.

14. Weapons out of this world were prepared to be shipped outside when all hell broke loose.

15. Nothing should be considered as harmless.

16. It is said that the downfall was prophesied by many streat preachers across the Kingdom. Usually the crazy ones.

17. Everything taken from the city eventually returns.

18. A group of bandits have a base of operations near the Havens borders.

19. Denizens of the Underworld sometimes can be encountered in the vicinity of the Haven.

20. They say that some people survived... and are still alive despite the hundreads of years of the curse.